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Father Sterling Beep Boop Zing Smash


Another FREE App we made for the iPad. We made this mostly for Jo's 2 year old who liked touching buttons and hearing random noises. It was a fun little project that only took a few days to make. Feel free to give it a download if you want to see some silly little drawings and hear some INTENSE NOISES ZOMG!


Go Ahead and Touch it

We are sometimes amazed at how the dumbest apps make it to the top of the charts. When we made this there was a soundboard that had hit #1 that was just a red button that would say "You're stupid" when you touched it. That's all it did.

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    Real Bear Roar - In order to capture the sounds of the wild Ryan ventured into a dark cave with a big stick and poked a bear while recording its screams.

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    Minutes of Coding Time - It took almost 15 minutes to program this app. For that kind of time investment you are lucky we aren't charging money for this beauty.

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    A Third Bullet Point - Words are being typed right here that zero people will ever read. It's a good thing I'm taking the time to do this. Seriously.

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    Brown Eyes - Sometimes even winking brown eyes. You know what I'm talking about don't you? Of course you do. You are so filthy. This relationship is over.